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The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)
Wife: "How was the gym dear?"
Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)
Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"
Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)
Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"
Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"
by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010
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Often used as an exclamation during or directly after the actually scheisting as if to say "hah! i just snatched somehting ".
prounced sh-eye-st
Note:
When one scheists something in plain view of the owner it is called a "legal-scheist."
Often used as an exclamation during or directly after the actually scheisting as if to say "hah! i just snatched somehting ".
prounced sh-eye-st
Note:
When one scheists something in plain view of the owner it is called a "legal-scheist."
John scheisted Henery's yogurt and yelled "Scheist!"
Because the scheist occured right in front of henery it was a legal-scheist.
Because the scheist occured right in front of henery it was a legal-scheist.
by Sconzo September 7, 2008
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for switzerland people, quite literally a house that you poo in. (scheisse is poo and hausen house.) Poo house.
by A3M3R June 10, 2007
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scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste
scheisse is the German word for it. Also known as Shyste
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by sissyboy69 May 8, 2019
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"Did you hear about Randy and Keith's bro job the last night?"
"It's all jokes buddy, they were absolutely sheissecunted."
"It's all jokes buddy, they were absolutely sheissecunted."
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The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.
The act of being made, through no fault of one's own, the third wheel. Usually committed by a couple, especially a Couple Monster, the individual being scheissmeistered is then left in a moment similar to an awkward turtle. Often the only method by which to escape a scheissmeister is to defecate in one's pants (or lederhosen), thus claiming immunity from the shituation.
"Dude today at Six Flags I was standing with the group in line for the Superman, but then Charles and Fatima cut up and totally scheissmeistered me."
"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"
"Whoa, look at Claire- she is getting COMPLETELY scheissmeistered. Look at the stain she's making in her unterhosen!"
by Der Shitchen January 3, 2009
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