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University of Sheffield

The only uni in Sheffield. There's something else that claims to be a uni, but it's full of cousin fucking dimwits.

It's all city based so be prepared to get mown down by cars whose drivers are so deficient in mental capacity that they cannot read basic road signs.

The Diamond is a piece of shit. Don't believe the hype. The people running it don't even know how to set the inside temperature..............

Overall, a great place to study, have a blast, and party if the coons from Hallam uni aren't fucking dying in the Students Union.
Student 1: I love being at uni.
Student 2: Cool, Hallam?
Student 1: No, University of Sheffield
Student 2: Oh.
Student 1: You're a retard aren't you?
by silbermond May 15, 2018
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scoffer

Person who lies constantly and tries to make themselves seem cool, also a person who acts different when you are hanging out with him only, then when you are hanging with him in a group.
Gooberface Mcfaggleberry: Man, I am so cool, I totally made out with Hottie McSparklepants last night.
Josh: No you didn't Gooberface...No, you didn't.
by Tyler Sadex May 20, 2004
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Scaff

Someone who does not enjoy spending their own money and tries to get money or goods off of other people.

Can be used as a noun or a verb. As an adjective it is 'scaffy'.
Verb: "Maw, gonna let us scaff twen'y poun'?"
Noun: "Haw you, ya scaff!"
Adjective: "That's pure scaffy, stealin' a wee boy's bike."
by Maggie Nixx July 21, 2008
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scuffers

An amusing victorian phrase for the
the police, the Old bill, the bizzies etc.
'quick bunny old chap let us abscond, the Scuffers will arrive forth-with'
by bigmeuprudeboy September 18, 2003
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Scaffold

A sexual position used by, typically homosexual, men in which 1 man holds the other up with his erect penis.

A rough scaffolding will often leave you with at least a small amount of rectal bleeding.

If you have been scaffolded recently you might experience involuntary defecation.
John really likes when British men scaffold him in his bedroom.
by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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Scuff

To brawl, to throw hands, to initiate fisticuffs. Word comes from ALEX KILMANN NO ONE ELSE.
"Wanna scuff, little bitch?" (in mocking/taunting tone of superiority)
by noneyocookies November 3, 2006
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Scuffedbillgates

Scuffedbillgates, also known as Jackson O'Malley, is a popular Dlive streamer and moderator of racist streamer Oddkast. He's also a notorious pedophile who tries to groom children who watch his show.
person 1: That scuffedbillgates guy tried to groom my daughter!

person2: I always knew that racist piece of shit was a pedophile. His show also sucks!
by Oddkast December 7, 2020
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