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muff scalping

v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017
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Scalping

When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.
You bro I was scalping and I got a 180 tail spin
by TheTragicGod March 31, 2025
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Scalp rape

I scalp rape, you scalp rape, he she scalp rapes. scalp raping, scalp raped... the list goes on
by fliggins erickson October 17, 2008
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Reverse-scalp

Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of giving them away for free to bump a failed product/show.
"Bro, I wanted to go see the premier of Anwar's movie but it sold out".

"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
by Paws92 May 21, 2023
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Scalping

When you ejaculate on a bald mans head, let it dry and peel it off.
"Man, Bill has some serious dandruff for a bald guy"

"Oh dude, no! He's TOTALLY into scalping"
by JesusPolice June 18, 2025
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Taking Scalps

The trophy act of taking the virginity of another person.
1: I've been taking scalps since 1999, man.

2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.
by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009
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Scalping

The act of extending a males dick out and pushing your balls to each end to form a skateboard
Girl: this is getting boring can I just scalp you already

Man: alright I’ll start scalping for you then
by randythemunter March 31, 2025
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