Baudains scale

The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.

As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.

Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.

Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"

by BaudScaler December 12, 2017

Glasgow Coma Scale

Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.

Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

scale of one to fucked

A scale used to measure how fucked a situation is. Typically used when the question is not whether or not a situation is fucked, but to what degree.

Alex: Hey guys, we just ran out of gas.

Bob: So, where do we fall on a scale of one to fucked?

Alex: The nearest gas station is fifteen miles away.

Bob: So... fucked.

by ShitsIntense December 7, 2009

Scalda

The most cancerous school in The Netherlands.

So you're attending Scalda? Your mom gay

by bram van huele May 25, 2018

Wreckedher Scale

A simple scale using even integers from 0 - 10 to determine the effectivness of ones "Gut Wrecking" abilities. The scale is as follows:

0 - Missed it/Needed help finding the hole

2 - It was like fucking a fish

4 - Mime Sex

6 - We should have recorded it

8 - We woke my neighbors up/My dick hurts a little bit from the pounding she got.

10 - The bitch called a taxi because she couldn't feel her legs.

Piper: "How was it last night dude?"

Allen: Dude...she told me I was a 10 on the wreckedher scale!" Bitch couldn't walk out of my house.

by 2W2+buddies wife. October 14, 2010

Mermaid Scales

Shiny, flaky (crusty) dried up spunk residue left over on clothing apparel after fully clothed sex and or masturbation.

Brandon went over to his parents house for dinner after having sex in the car with his lady. Upon entering the home, not only did his smile give him away, but so did the mermaid scales located in the groin of his pants.

Marc: "Damn dude whats that on your pants?"

Brandon: "Aww shit" (trying to scratch off the scales to avoid embrassement) "Fucking mermaid scales!"

by Toot n' Turd July 25, 2012

Rinn Scale

The Rinn Scale is a complex rating system that uses any number below 1.7. Anything over 1.7 is invalid due to the strict rules of the Rinn. The scale is primarily used to rate memes, but it can be used to rate anything one desires.

Real life usage of Rinn Scale

Friend: *Sends average meme*
My response: 1.138/1.7rinn

Friend: *breaks femur*
My response: 1.577/1.7rinn

Friend named Joey: Calls cashier a *****
My response:1.429/1.7rinn

by leeroy jekens December 15, 2017