sayon

someone who asks out more than one girl to the ball and gets himself into shitty situations.

That person is such a Sayon

by mckenn1122 November 14, 2017

Samson

He´s the kindest, nicest person you could ever meet. Yes, he has his flaws but you don´t care. He´s too adorable. He´s sexy, cute, nice, funny, and someone you´ll wanna spend the rest of your life with. He will cry if you break up with him. If he falls for someone, he falls for them hard. Even if he only makes eye contact with a girl he doesn´t even know for 30 seconds. Whenever you´re on the phone with him, he will make you laugh. Even if it´s stupid. Yes, he´ll do any dare you give him. Such as running into a tree. The lifestyle may not be the one you want, but you´ll do anything to be with him. You´ll make it work. You love him and even if he thinks you say it a lot, you haven´t. He doesn´t even know. He´s very open and his friends will embarrass him which will you die laughing.

¨i love samson.¨

by Derpy_Cat April 23, 2019

Samson

A boy who hates Shannon and wants people to stop shipping the two of them

Samson really hates Shannon

by NotSamson June 30, 2021

Samson

The act of curb stomping a gentleman who just wont shut up.

Phyllis, if you dont shut your mouth, ill samson you

by Call me SAMSON October 24, 2011

samson

a psychoactive product of the plant Cannabis sativa aka marijuana. aka weed, trees, or mary jane.

I wanna talk to samson!

by layshu December 28, 2007

JD Samson

a member of the electro-punk feminist band Le Tigre

JD Samson i fucking awesome, I love her!!!!!

by rosex September 14, 2007

Samson

Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021