sexting

Sending a sexually explicit or sexual innuendo text message, most often to a potential hook up or to spice up a relationship.

Marge: I don't know what to do with my boyfriend, our love life has fizzled.
Jane: You should totally sext him while he's at work!

Margo: So I met this totally hot guy last night and we hooked up, but I want to hook up with him again, what should I do?
Janet: You should totally sext him while he's at work!

Bob: Whoa, this chick just totally sexted me and I'm so turned on! I'm totally hooking up with her tonight!
Steve: I totally sexted your mom last night! Sexting is the best thing ever!

by Annie Omous July 13, 2007

Sex Salting

When you wave your penis under the nose of your partner in order to wake them up for sex.

You come home to a sleeping wife after work. You take out your penis and wave it under her nose (like a medic would with smelling salts to awaken an unconcious victim) and the smell of your penis should ensue an abrupt awakening, triggering the sex hormone and lead you to a great time in the sack. Thus she has been given a sex salting

by Mackofthec February 20, 2011

Master Sexting

A person or Alien capable of having any girl send them loads of nude pics.

Bobby:
They say a REAL master sexter can just imagine a girl and she will flood his inbox with pictures!!

Billy:
He is good at Master Sexting!!!
:O

Jane:
nudepic37.jpg
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bootypic21.jpg
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by Avisha June 18, 2011

Sexting

When someone sends someone else a naked/nude pictures.

Gary:Yeah me and Stacy were sexting last night.
Bob: Sweet.

by ScreamingSceneKings February 10, 2009

sating

preparing/practising or taking the SAT (scholastic aptitude test)

what have you been studying lately?

I have been sating!

by cest'moi January 21, 2009

sexting

sexting is to talk to someone of the opposite sex abt how they will fuck u.

sexting for example:
boy: i wanna fuck u so bad
girl:how?
boy: first we would make out for 30 min
girl: then i would rub my boobs on ur back up and down
boy: then i would take ur pants off and ur undies(hopefully a thong)
girl:i would take ur pants off too andthen stroke ur big ass dick
boy: then i would stick my dick up ur ass then in ur mouth
girl:and i would lick it and u could cum in my mouth
boy: then i would take it out and start fucking u.
girl:i would moan and groan and have an orgasm
boy:while thts happening, i would grab and squeeze ur big boobs and ass.
girl:i wouldthen,while my orgasm is on,kiss u more
boy: then i would after we r done fucking each other,make u lick my dick and suck it more while i finger ur vagina and attempt to stick my hand up it to get u to hav an orgie in my hand.
girl: oooo i would enjoy tht!
boy: i would fuck u a little more and it would be awesome. we could do it everynight too. wen do we start?
girl: i can get a hotel booked for tonight at 12
boy: awesome meet u there cnt wait.

by michelle tonako April 14, 2010

iPhone sexting vid

An iPhone sexting vid is a video made to send erotic and cumtastic vids of sex acts.

My Cadet roomie, Matt, takes iPhone sexting vids of me sucking his dick, swallowing his cumgasm, and fucking my boy-hole -- then he sends it to other cadets!

by USAF Cadet October 28, 2020