Sautenism

The Pastafarian version of Satanism. Hell is ruled by our Dark Pepperoni Lord "Cheezus Crust". Pastafarian Hell is basically the same as Pastafarian Heaven, but the beer is stale and all of the strippers have STDs. Members of Suatenism are called Sautenists.

"I'm thinking of joining a religion."
"Dude, you should become a Sautenist, their temples give out free pizza on Wednesdays."
"I guess I'll have to become a follower of Sautenism then."

by LackingInSomething August 25, 2016

Salteens

A teenager that is acting very salty. Often confused with a regular teenager, but can be discerned by the excessive negative comments. Especially noticeable during online games with frequent explosions of "This team fucking sucks".

These kids won't stop complaining, damn salteens.

by ArTooDee May 15, 2018

Santee

A racist hick town from the south the magically tragically mysteriously appeared in East County San Diego one evening.

AKA "Klantee"

-Wanna go to Santee and get groped by the cops?

by Klantee Kop September 18, 2019

Sauceee

Yeyeyeyddccccccvmmm

Ooh damn she sauceee

by Michaelalove59 October 26, 2019

Saugeen

Saugeen (the rez) is a replica of Detroit. during the day it doesn’t look so bad but at night is where all hell breaks loose. this reserve is basically the “ghetto” in your white neighborhood. girls selling it and drug dealers are literally found in any alleyway. taking a walk at night? say hi to all my drunk uncles, aunts, or cousins that r roaming the streets. oh and btw if you’re from saugeen, don’t date anyone. they’re most likely your cousin

Ayo bro wanna go to kitchener?
nah fool it’s vibin saugeen atm

by chaa man November 7, 2019

Santee

Klantee or Santucky two most common names definitely describes this hot Mecca of white folks plenty of energy drinks & mediocre dreams for its inhabitants

Bro can we stay in Santee this week to get a tattoo or too

by JGM32103 January 23, 2020

sateera

a boss ass bitch. pretty but not full of herself. nice to everyone and always doing her. will always be there for her friends. also fuck the definition from before.

you see Sateera? what a baddie

by sabaddie November 22, 2020