Noah's Ark

Noah's Ark is 2 of every kind of sauce a fast food Restaurant has to offer.

16 yr old Kid Working The Drive-Thru: Can I get you any sauce?

Me: yeah I got a lot of nuggets in here so can I get a Noah's Ark

by Jimmy McCarthy' January 13, 2009

Noah's Ark

A fat slut

"I call that girl Noah's Ark, shes as wide as an ark and guys often try to board her 2 by 2"

by orlo January 31, 2009

Sarkand

1) A dark, empty void left after one's mind is split from emotional war.
2) That "2:30" feeling.
3) Anything, Everything, and ALL THINGS despondent, woeful, and other synonyms for "sad."

-points at a guy-
Guy 1:Sarkand?
Guy 2:Sarkand.
Guy 1:poor douchebag.
Guy 2: oh well

by WarChorus November 4, 2010

Sarky Dave

A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.

Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.

by Alicbaker December 15, 2011

Sarky Dave

A conjunction of the newly formed word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow and dim-whitted idiots. As a child a Sarky Dave would undoubtedly been walked on a lesh.

Froslim- yo check the kid on dat lesh he weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

by pepeport December 15, 2011

sarkhole

A person who is habitually a sarcastic arsehole. They can't help themselves, every single response they give is sarcastic. As such, you can't help but call them what they are: a sarcastic arsehole

Husband: *insert sarcastic comment*
Wife : do you know what, you're a real sarkhole.

by Mrs B to the C May 30, 2018

Sarkeesing

To use a bunch of suckers on the internet for money through crowdfunding, primarily by generalized attacks on genders and hobbies, then crying to twitter when said victims stand up to you.

Person 1: "Those are some pretty sweet hoop earrings and I like the new hair color, but how can you afford them?"
Person 2: "Oh, I totally spent all summer sarkeesing, least I don't have to turn tricks any more."

by notyourordinarynomdeplume October 5, 2018