A terrible weapon Lockheed Martin is developing in case of war against France. Unfortunately the huge amount of light sabers produced might drive the United States to the third Bush administration.
US army general: "what happened to the boat"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."
to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"
US lieutenant: "the pirates caught it"
US army general: "is the crew ok?"
US lieutenant: "Yes, the were french so they gave up immediately."
to the sailors:"by the way, why did you give up so easily?!"
French sailor A: " they had a light saber"
French sailor B: "........light.....saber....."
French sailor C:" LE LIGHT SABER!!! TERRIBLE!!"
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Get the sabertron mug.The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.
If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.
If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.
I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.
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Get the siberian splitter mug.Saiheron is that girl who is very warm hearted, She is super cute in her boots that she always wears, singing her heart out to Disney Frozen. She is the type of girl to call a best friend and a sister, Always putting others first in her heart, truly the a gift from above. The type of girl no one can truly be mad at because she is so kind hearted. The kind of girl that when you meet. never let her out of your arms, keep her close to your heart and never let her go, Hopefully she will keep you under her wing and stay with you forever, if she ever leaves you, know its for the best and if its destiny you will meet again.
Me: *says something stupid*
Saiheron: RrRRaAAaaaAAaAtTttTT
Me: DANG IT!!!!!!*thinking of something to save me*
Saiheron: Rat
Me "Turtle"
Saiheron:*OFFENDED*
Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Saiheron: RrRRaAAaaaAAaAtTttTT
Me: DANG IT!!!!!!*thinking of something to save me*
Saiheron: Rat
Me "Turtle"
Saiheron:*OFFENDED*
Me:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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