Running a Ham Train

a combination of running train and going ham

an upgrade from a bologna car

Basically an all out rampage

EXAMPLE 1: Call of Duty

Bob: "How are you doing in this match?"

Bill: "45 kills, 3 deaths. Let's just say I'm running a ham train."

EXAMPLE 2: Football

After a 45 - 0 victory

Player from the losing team: "What just happened?"

Player from the winning team" "We just ran a ham train on yall punk muthafuckahs!!!!!!"

by Blake=Stud January 20, 2011

run a train

Since if one person "rails" another, then two persons committing the act on one person would therefore connect the hypothetical rails, resulting into a hypothetical train running through the receiver.

"Yo bro, let's run a train on that bitch from 48th Ave."
"Bruh we should run a train on the bitch from 10th Downing St."

by Mr. Train Conductor June 5, 2025

Run a train on me

Someone Telling lies about yourself that compromise your personality and self worth.

Why you gotta go run a train on me to the boss, i.e.; friend , lover, anyone.

by Line-nasty October 2, 2016

run a train

a bunch of desperate men having sex with a single person, one after the other and wrecking her like a train

Person a: “ She found out we run a train on her daughter”

Person a: “ Just everyone besides me and person U ”
Edgar-Allan-Poe

by lilljaime July 27, 2021

Run a Train on me

the act of take a long shit on your lovers body while walking over their body.

person 1: my girl is gonna run a train on me tonight
person 2: dude thats disgusting!

by MakeAmericaGapeAgain October 2, 2016

Running a train

Contrary to popular belief, this sexual act has an alternate meaning in the community of those with a fetish for model trains.

There are many ways to “run a train” on a sexual partner, however some of the most popular in the community are:
- Starting the locomotive at the base of the station master’s phallus and establishing with the conductor whether this scheduled transit is going towards the tunnel entrance or secondary option the shallow valley.
- “The tunnel ” will require more preparation to the track work. It is often met with scheduled exits on the same timeline.

Oi bruv you should’ve helped run that train, you’d make a hot conductor. I bet you’d be more efficient at running a train than the city council.

by Track Work October 8, 2025

Running the train

When you and your friends hard target someone in the dc deckbuilding game or games using a similar engine.

“DYLAN IS RUNNING THE TRAIN ON ME”

by Lightrock_X March 26, 2024