oxymoron

two words with opposite meanings placed next to each other to mean something new

a combination of contridictory words

I went out to eat with my hoe and she ordered the JUMBO SMRIMP.

by Jess'ca February 21, 2003

oxymoron

A black person. This usage is derived from the regular meaning of " oxymoron " as " a contradiction in terms " by following the thought that " black people " are neither black nor people. There's a secondary connotation from the sound of " oxymoron " that implies something like " stupid person (unnecessarily and undeservedly) breathing air ".

- " I wonder who worked hard to earn the money to pay for that car? "
- " It wasn't that oxymoron. "

by kartie606 March 8, 2008

Oxymoron

One who is behaving in a moronic way in the presence of oxygen

Melina was being an oxymoron when she heard about all the oxy that was readily available

by Kinkywitch November 8, 2016

oxymoron

glassy eyed "good for nothings" who are addicted to oxycontin/oxycodone. they spend their days in dive bars, drinking cheap beer and socializing with other oxymorons, talking mostly about how they can get more pills.

oh yeah, Jack's son is an oxymoron, just like his father, he even took a couple in front of everyone at the bar yesterday!

by Draculeen December 12, 2010

Oxymoron

1. A combination of a noun and an adjective, where the adjective describes the noun in a way that is contradictory to the attributes commonly associated with the thing that the noun represents.
2. Someone who is a total fucking junky for oxycodone and breaks into your car to steal your hairbrush so they can go pawn it off, only to realize that the pawn shop won't take it. Then they go out and suck dick for five bucks a pop to come up with the money to pay for theirs and their drug dealers dope. Next they become a heroin junky because their mom kicked them out of the house and they have to pay five dollars a month to rent a cardboard box behind the Chinese restaurant which means they have to save some of the money they stole for that, and of course the heroin is more cost effective.

1. Consensual rape is such an oxymoron.
A homophobic lesbian is an oxymoron.
A chaste whore is an oxymoron.
A smart fucktard is an oxymoron.
An honest politician is definitely an oxymoron.
A retarded genius is an oxymoron.
2.Person one: "Oh my fucking GOD! My window is smashed and I only have liability! Thank God there wasn't anything to steal... wait, my fucking hairbrush is gone. Who the fuck breaks into a car to steal a hairbrush? "

Person 2: "Oxymorons"

by thc lover January 22, 2015

Oxymoron

two words paired together which have conflicting meanings; two words whose meanings are so different that pairing them together results in an impossible combination.

Oxymorons include but are not limited to:

Fox News
United States
same difference
new moon
smart girl
bi-partisan
Church of Scientology
etc.

by this be my fucking name bisch November 1, 2009

oxymoron

An extremely stupid bovine.

Used to amplify the effect of calling one a cow, or a moron.

You retarded oxymoron!

by NorthEastWestSouth October 26, 2007