Roommate Date

A date consisting of mating in one's room.

Hey Taylor, do you think you could clear out of here this evening? I've got a roommate date.

by Sam Wigman January 30, 2010

Roommate abuse

constant threats of being tazed, constant wearing of bitchy britches or moody pants, mockery, A fucking dickhead who treats people like fucking shit like throwing, slapping, beating, pinching, whipping, kicking, beating, or anything else that physically hurts, mostly leaving bruises, cuts, and a broken soul.

you may be a victim of roommate abuse if you cry yourself at sleep night. To prevent more mockery try to keep your cry to a soft wimper

by Jaydawg May 29, 2012

Roomate Revenge

The Roomate Revenge is a popular sex position done as retribution to a roomate who has been a dick.

One will:

(a) time his or her significant other(s) to come over when the other roomate is not there

(b) remove all clothing

(c) proceed to have hot and sweaty sex all over the victim's bed

Jenny: Hey, why is my bed covered in splooge?

Kate: No idea, maybe you had a wet dream!

(Jenny was a victim of Roomate Revenge)

by halpwr November 4, 2012

Roommate's Day

June 13

The day to celebrate roommates all over the world. Same as mother's day, but roommates day.

Spike gave John a nail clipper for Roommate's Day.

by Spikeaxe June 12, 2008

super-roommates

An alternative to husband & husband.

If two men can’t legally become married, they can just label themselves “super-roommates”.

by rpgamm December 3, 2020

Ice cream roommates

When you and your bro cream inside someone at the same time and then stay there and hangout.

Hey bro want to be ice cream roommates tonight?

by BongusBoingus December 2, 2021

Roommate love

Roommate love is when you can shit in the bathroom when your significant roommate is comfortably taking a shower.

Yeah man we got that roommate love, you wouldn't understand

by Wreck daddy June 1, 2015