RoBlock

To get blocked on social media for claiming to be a RoBlox expert or trying to make money by providing your lame metaverse services.

"I will RoBlock anyone who dares put it (Roblox Expert) in their profile." - Justin Colón

by TheChatMan September 17, 2023

Roadblock

when a gay man tops and then sticks his dick inside the bottom there is a mass amount of poop blocking the insertion of the penis

I couldn't have sex with that twink again there was too much roadblock.

by Housecat@16 December 6, 2023

to rockblock

When a spouse, family member, or friend determinedly changes your travel plans so that rock climbing no longer included in the itinerary. (rock climbing slang)

When we made our Cuba travel plans, my wife decided to rockblock me, and we spent way too many days in Varadero, making it impossible to go climbing. She's a total rockblocker! When we plan our trip to Peru next fall, I won't get rockblocked.

by nicojah May 24, 2018

Mormon Roadblock

When a large family or group of people obstructs a walkway or thoroughfare.

I tried to have a peaceful run this morning, but a Mormon roadblock prevented me from using the sidewalk.

by ChemiSPE August 26, 2021

Saskatchewan Roadblock

A roadblock in which drivers are stopped to verify that they are in fact under the influence of alcohol. Sober drivers are stopped, and must consume alcohol in order to proceed.

Named due to the fact that Saskatchewan ranks among the highest of Canadian provinces for instances of impaired driving.

At the entrance of my ranch is a Saskatchewan Roadblock. Drivers with a blood alcohol content of zero must take a shot of fireball in order to enter.

by MinMax123 July 12, 2022

rollin roadblock

When big rigs are parallel on all lanes on an interstate, and no one can pass

what assholes, these semis are a rollin roadblock!

by wonafuneral September 29, 2023

tube-sock roadblock

(n) Tacky street fair. Temporary pedestrian mall selling inexpensive items such as tube socks, lemonade, scarves, sunglasses such as to impede normal traffic. Crowded street fair that has nothing of worth to purchase.

I would have been here twenty minutes ago but I ran into a damn tube-sock roadblock!

This tube-sock roadblock is a terrible place to spend an afternoon.

by Benyaboy May 27, 2010