Molto romantico

When you go to a scenic destination that happens to also be very dangerous so you use it to downplay just how fucked you are. Normally used in the context of adventures, DnD campaigns, or by a group of quirky protagonists with a penchant for disaster.

"Well! This is nice scenery, I'd admit! Very beautiful as long as you don't think about the water looking like blood, or how many people would have to die to spill this much blood, eh? Hahaha... Molto romantico!"

"Man this place sure is cold. Imagine if we get lost and people find our dead bodies frozen in an embrace. It is as you say uh... Molto romantico."

by saraccistatice April 21, 2022

romantic revenge

getting minor or almost unnoticed revenge on your significant other after they accidentally did something to emotionally hurt you.

Sydney: So your just gonna let that guy flirt with you in front of your boyfriend?

Jennifer: Its just a little romantic revenge, dont worry.

by TehJokester March 8, 2011

Romantically Unstable

Is a nicer way to call somebody a 'hoe' or 'slut' without actually using those words. This term was created by rapper D-Rod.

Bob: that Paris chick is a straight up hoe!
Joe: she's romantically unstable

by Mysta D February 22, 2011

asexual romantic

basically a relationship with no sexual attraction, like a friendship but with all the couple-y stuff

sometimes i feel like Luke may be asexual romantic

by G.R.A.C.E May 23, 2016

Hopeless romantic

Believing in true love obsession with one person forever being loyal and always finding was to love each other because if you have it with everyone else it's not special because then you can go to a whore. Finding someone that fits you perfectly and not being interested in another person because that person is the one. Being comfortable content with life not seeing anyone else like they the only person in the world.

You call it old fashioned I call it Hopeless romantic.

by Thispagewasmadeforme November 5, 2020

hoeless romantic

Designation for a person who has no bitches, yet still wishes to gently kiss hoes who have been run through more than a marathon finish line.

"Aiden dreams of going on a date with Lakesha, you know, the one who whips Altima and has her guts rearranged approximately 34 times a day."
"No way, he is such a hoeless romantic."

by Tadeshad December 22, 2021

Romantic Terrorism

When an individual creates non-existent conflicts and struggles between relationships/friendships to demand one thing only: To be loved in return.

Man, i dumped my girlfriend, i just couldnt handle the romantic terrorism she played on me.

by Jinkansha May 16, 2011