James River

The James river is a barrier which separates the freedom loving northern USA north of its currents from the cockfederate barbarians. It has a history of being the barrier between the civilized north and the southern, confederate barbarians. Many bridges which connected the two nations were destroyed in the burning of Richmond, but to this day it is a reminder of the limits of civilization and the civilized world.

South of the James River is the land of darkness and evil known as the deep south, there is evil there waiting for a time of weakness and degeneracy when mankind turns its back on the memory of Sherman and Lincoln. When that time appears to have arrived confederate barbarian will storm the river in there hatred hoping to end freedom, civilization, and AMERICA.

by TheS May 9, 2022

blessin’ the river

An expression that began in Ireland referring to taking a piss in the river.

We are blessin’ the river, my friend, and our mystical bond with the natural world will always remain.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019

Rivers Cuomo

he's a walking oxymoron.
shy rock star
cool nerd
definitly easy on the eyes (but im not gonna over play that because hes so embarassed of being famous and i assume also of having so many 14 year olds who say hes so hot)

he really shouldnt even be defined. he'd hate this.

by ~shmoe November 24, 2003

rivers cuomo

Not a rock star, a Rock God.

I wish I was Rivers Cuomo.

by MasterPrime June 13, 2004

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

old man river

An insult for an elderly male.

"Shut up Old Man River, before I come over there and break your hip!"

by KWB March 14, 2005

Briggsy's River Cottage

The infamous summer residence in Hampshire owned by Sir Briggsy, where all year round a constant flow of artists and socialites, mainly men, gather and then disperse as soon as they come.

The 'cottage' takes its name from Sir Briggsy's hardcore cottaging sessions back in the late 60s and early 70s, which at the time received vast media coverage due to the amount of celebrities thought to be indulging in what was a new culture intriguing the closet gays of the time. Although the site is not actually near a river, it is said to have taken its name from either the copius chain of semen released throughout the buildings and outhouses or from the amount of men which pass through the site, to which locals and other observers have described as 'a river of men'.

So did you come out at Briggsy's River Cottage? Yes, he was very gentle and helped me through the whole process, I couldn't have asked anything more from the small rabid dwarf like creature. I didn't even feel a thing.

by Floating Spleen September 16, 2008