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report card

something you dont want your mom to see
i hope my mom doesnt see my report card
by IhopeIdrinkwater April 29, 2022
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Indonesian Reporting Commission

Noun:

A serial jackass foreign-based Facebook group , commonly known as “Indonesian Reporting Commission (not known to be officially associated with any government of any nation) who hates Liberty, Freedom, and Freedom of Speech and Expression. These parasitic Facebook trolls are known to infiltrate innocent Facebook groups and post illicit content using fake profiles, then use a separate account to report the group against community standards which ultimately end up being zucced . The result of this Crime Against Humanity is loss of enjoyment to view and contribute to topic-based memes in closed groups.

If Dante (Famous Italian Painter of Inferno (see Wikipedia)) had conceptualized a 10th level of Hell, this is where these Bastards would go.
My favorite Facebook group “The middle-aged Divorced Wine Moms Club” was zucced by the savage bastards known as the Indonesian Reporting Commission. How will I ever be able to post 10 am wine glass pics and feel no shame now??? THOSE SICK BASTARDS NEED TO BE BANNED.

HOLD MY WINE GLASS 🍷 KRISTA, I’M CONTACTING MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY 👨 ⚖️📖AND SUING THESE BASTARDS!
by SkiUtah119 May 26, 2019
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Internet Weather Report

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web site), or other publicly visible area regarding the weather. Generally, the Internet Weather Report is employed to express one’s satisfaction or dissatisfaction with the day’s temperature, relative humidity, precipitation, and cloud cover (or lack thereof), combined with one’s inability to create a more engaging, meaningful or entertaining status update.

See also, Internet Sigh, State of the Week Address
Examples of Internet Weather Reports, include, but are not limited to:

• “Rain, rain, go away!”

• “I hate the cold!”

• “So sick of this weather,”

• “What a beautiful day!”
by Hellion Lola September 30, 2009
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asexual reproduction

often confused with autosexual reproduction
in asexual reproduction only one organism, which is neither male nor feamale, is involved. the organism reproduces either by
1. fission, litterally spliting itself in half to create two organisms. (imagine having yourself ripped in half, and then each half growing back the half it is missing)
or
2. budding, where the new organism starts of as a growth on the side of the original organism. (like having a little man grow out of you're ass cheek, a little man that is exactly like you)
Yeast cells use asexual reproduction. (specifically the second form, budding)

Single celled organisms often use asexual reproduction (fission).
by astrocom January 3, 2005
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Reprodude

"Hey Colby...Wanna come over tonight...you know its friday?" "Sure dude...will this encounter provoke us to reprodude with one another?"
by colby sheperd April 12, 2007
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Intoxicology Report

The bar tab. The report compiled by an intoxicologist. It may or maynot include a list of toxins, but always includes the name of the bar, the total amount spent, and (most importantly) the time of departure.
"Dude, I woke up this morning with a huge hangover, then I found 5 intoxicology reports in my wallet. Ouch!"
by Carrie E. September 26, 2008
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Report Card

The insignificant school-related item you don't want your parents to see because you slacked off alot in school.
Archie was grounded for a month after he showed his parents his 2nd semester report card.
by goldmetaman July 11, 2009
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