A car rented to go buy drugs with. Useful to avoid seizure of one's own property if caught by police. As seen on COPS.
by jake5443 July 19, 2004
Get the crack rental mug.A woman that is rented out to another man by her husband to live as another man's wife for money to her husband.
by Deep blue 2012 October 1, 2009
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Police , Why did you take a short cut through the corn field with your rental car ?
Suspect , Its not my fault officer , I am Rentaly Retarded !
Suspect , Its not my fault officer , I am Rentaly Retarded !
by jon.rx March 26, 2010
Get the Rentaly Retarded mug.Verb: To rental bitch is to borrow a strap on or dildo from a friend/coworker and proceed to shove it up the anuses of 10 people, male or female.
Noun: A rental bitch is a person borrowed for a brief period of time in which the borrower will make fun of the person in front of a group of people to temporarily make him/herself feel better.
Noun: A rental bitch is a person borrowed for a brief period of time in which the borrower will make fun of the person in front of a group of people to temporarily make him/herself feel better.
Verb: The girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend when she found out that he rental bitched members of her own family.
Noun: Dude, I really fucked up on that test. I need a rental bitch pronto.
Noun: Dude, I really fucked up on that test. I need a rental bitch pronto.
by Droptasakid December 19, 2009
Get the Rental Bitch mug.When a drug user rents a vehicle to another person in exchange for crack or in exchange for money to be used on crack. The drug doesn't necessarily have to be crack and the time can run from a set period to a more or less indefinite one. The most common disputes crop up when it turns out the vehicle is stolen, the rentee never returns the car (under the assumption the renter won't report) or the renter reports that the rentee stole the vehicle despite the agreed rental.
Crackhead: I need some jacks right away.
Dealer: Well, then you gots to pay.
Crackhead: I'm broke, but you can take my car for the weekend.
Dealer: You wanna do a crack rental? Alright, deal. Here ya go **hands over the rock**
Crackhead: Boo-ya! Time to chase the dragon baby!
Dealer: Well, then you gots to pay.
Crackhead: I'm broke, but you can take my car for the weekend.
Dealer: You wanna do a crack rental? Alright, deal. Here ya go **hands over the rock**
Crackhead: Boo-ya! Time to chase the dragon baby!
by jackasher April 28, 2009
Get the crack rental mug.n. an automobile loaned in exchange for crack cocaine.
This term has been especially common in New Orleans, Louisiana.
A synonym is "crack ride" or rent-a-rock.
This term has been especially common in New Orleans, Louisiana.
A synonym is "crack ride" or rent-a-rock.
Citations:
1992 Joe Darby, Greg Thomas Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (Aug. 11) “West Bank School Football Star Pleads Guilty To Drug Charge” p. A1: The dropped public records charge stemmed from what Sheriff’s Office spokesman Capt. John Fortunato called a “rock rental,” where someone loans an automobile in exchange for a rock of cocaine.
1996 Michael Perlstein Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (May 30) “Probation A Safety Net Rife With Holes” p. A1: He admitted he was driving a “rock rental”—a car loaned to him in exchange for crack cocaine—when he rammed into another car.
1997 Louis Edwards N: A Novel (May) p. 52 @ (May, 1998): “A rock rental.…I gave somebody a rock and they let me borrow they car. Just for a day or so. Plus they owed me for another time.” “So you deal crack.”
1998 WGNO-TV @ New Orleans, La. (Video Monitoring Services of America) (Nov. 11) “Television”: C. Hearn Taylor, Juvenile Judge, said there are rock rentals where you can get a gun for a rock.
2005 TCPalm.com (Stuart, Florida) (Sept. 28) “Police recover car allegedly used in drive-by shooting” (in Fort Pierce): Police also arrested Richard LaWayne Simmons, 18, of the 1200 block of McCray Court in Fort Pierce for allegedly stealing the car through a practice known as a “rock rental.” According to a police report, Simmons arranged to “borrow” the dark blue 1998 Acura for an hour Thursday night in exchange for crack-cocaine.
1992 Joe Darby, Greg Thomas Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (Aug. 11) “West Bank School Football Star Pleads Guilty To Drug Charge” p. A1: The dropped public records charge stemmed from what Sheriff’s Office spokesman Capt. John Fortunato called a “rock rental,” where someone loans an automobile in exchange for a rock of cocaine.
1996 Michael Perlstein Times-Picayune (New Orleans, La.) (May 30) “Probation A Safety Net Rife With Holes” p. A1: He admitted he was driving a “rock rental”—a car loaned to him in exchange for crack cocaine—when he rammed into another car.
1997 Louis Edwards N: A Novel (May) p. 52 @ (May, 1998): “A rock rental.…I gave somebody a rock and they let me borrow they car. Just for a day or so. Plus they owed me for another time.” “So you deal crack.”
1998 WGNO-TV @ New Orleans, La. (Video Monitoring Services of America) (Nov. 11) “Television”: C. Hearn Taylor, Juvenile Judge, said there are rock rentals where you can get a gun for a rock.
2005 TCPalm.com (Stuart, Florida) (Sept. 28) “Police recover car allegedly used in drive-by shooting” (in Fort Pierce): Police also arrested Richard LaWayne Simmons, 18, of the 1200 block of McCray Court in Fort Pierce for allegedly stealing the car through a practice known as a “rock rental.” According to a police report, Simmons arranged to “borrow” the dark blue 1998 Acura for an hour Thursday night in exchange for crack-cocaine.
by urban1dict January 10, 2010
Get the rock rental mug.A person who functions on a lesser level of mentality than most bean sprouts. These people are characterized by their innane questions and poor use of grammar and sentence structure. Also, when confronted with situations they cannot comprehend (example: A sum of money IS required in exchange for the temporary use of a rental vehicle), they will become enraged and counter with random, irrational screaming. These people are typically met over the telephone, and are best deterred by such methods as hanging up, or, making farting noises into the receiver until the said person becomes so frustrated by the lack of attention to their ranting that they hang up.
"I was speaking to a rental car customer, and they were upset that the location would not accept their check cashin' cawd...Oh dammit I hate these people! Shoot me!!"
by Angry Man October 25, 2003
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