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Remote Concolism 

A disorder when a person feels the need to possess all remote controls in a household or entertainment system.
My boyfriend suffers from a severe case of remote concolism where he has to have the remotes when we watch Netflix.
Remote Concolism by sdickiso November 21, 2016

remote leds

LED's (Light-Emitting Diodes) that can change colors based on the person's choice on the remote.

Remote LED's usually have 24, 40, and 44 different types of combinations that are pre-programmed in the remote.
Some remotes now have circle on it with a rainbow inside. You will use your finger to slide through the colors.
I setup remote leds around my room and they look sick!
remote leds by EazieWeezie February 28, 2018

Remote Rat

When your tv remote is literally a bowl of cheetos away but your still too lazy to reach out your arm and change the channel.
Jeff is such a remote rat why can’t he just stretch his pewny arm and click a single button.

remote gloat

When a person watching television with others gets to control the remote.
The dad gets the remote gloat now.

Remote Fu 

That one TAWOG game where the family ruthlessly anime fight each other to get the TV remote and watch their favourite show.
I just played Remote Fu for an hour and now my hands hurt really bad.
Remote Fu by FalseHazard March 25, 2020

Remote bfts REAL 

A HOT gamer god and very sexy WTF
I am so hot im like Remote bfts REAL