A condition that results in long, loud, ringing farts in such a manner that they replicates the ear-piercing loading screen sounds of a Sinclair ZX Spectrum.
by Deakirino February 10, 2020

- an old ass that smells like a left over pile of shit
- mostly very hairy, covered with lots of funky stuff.
- mostly very hairy, covered with lots of funky stuff.
dude.. what the fuck is that smell.
I think it's some ones runky rectum
probably.. that shits damn dirty..
I think it's some ones runky rectum
probably.. that shits damn dirty..
by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

by SexyLittleAss August 3, 2007

A plural of rectum plectrum. Used for (sadistically) picking or plec'ing a collection of rectums. Usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).
John: Hey guys, I picked a pack of rectum plectrums from the local sado shop. You want in?
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.
by Darbers April 16, 2008

One who wrecks rectums. Or one who fucks ass holes to the point of bleeding from lack of lubrication.
by punxnotdead185 December 7, 2006

by RJohnson November 15, 2006

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003
