ZX Rectum

A condition that results in long, loud, ringing farts in such a manner that they replicates the ear-piercing loading screen sounds of a Sinclair ZX Spectrum.

"The shrill of these ZX Rectum farts is starting to make my eyes squint and my ears bleed"

by Deakirino February 10, 2020

funky rectum

- an old ass that smells like a left over pile of shit
- mostly very hairy, covered with lots of funky stuff.

dude.. what the fuck is that smell.
I think it's some ones runky rectum
probably.. that shits damn dirty..

by sk8aholic July 24, 2004

rectum receiver

A person that likes to receive anal sex, i.e up the bum.

"She/He is a rectum receiver"

by SexyLittleAss August 3, 2007

rectum plectrums

A plural of rectum plectrum. Used for (sadistically) picking or plec'ing a collection of rectums. Usually as part of a multi-male circle jerk (2 or more).

John: Hey guys, I picked a pack of rectum plectrums from the local sado shop. You want in?
Dudes: Um, no thanks -- as they start running as fast as they can in the other direction.

by Darbers April 16, 2008

rectum wrecker

One who wrecks rectums. Or one who fucks ass holes to the point of bleeding from lack of lubrication.

That fag DgMk3 is a rectum wrecker to the max.

by punxnotdead185 December 7, 2006

rectum rider

Gay man, one who rides another man ass, with penetration.

That guy is staring at my ass, he must be a rectum rider.

by RJohnson November 15, 2006

camel rectum

the condition a female's ass is left in after intense anal sex

aladdin gave princess jasmine camel rectum after their magic carpet ride.

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003