relative idiot

A person who has different knowledge compared to a reference person.

I feel like an relative idiot when I speak with my sister.

by A relative idiot May 20, 2021

Einstein's theory of relative titty

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).

'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'

by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2017

Relatieveer

A relatie veer is the dutch word for: Relationship feather.
But VEER is also a name for a spring.

Definition 1: The ups and down in your relationship.

Definition 2: A special symbol you give to someone you love

He man, hows your relatieveer going?
I love you so much, would take this relatieveer from me?

by M&m's 4 life September 4, 2011

Relaxative

A medicine or compound that you take to feel more calm.

A doctor could recommend taking a relaxative to a patient who suffers from anxiety.

by shrinkdaddy February 25, 2014

Realivent

To turn things back into it's original form that we're once in disarray

You need to correct this realivent situation you got us in.

by Moni J March 14, 2018

Realivent

To return an object, person or situation to it's original state after it was in disarray

You need realivent this crazy situation you got us in.

by Moni J March 14, 2018

Realationship

When a spouse is cheating on you, gaslighting and blaming you because it's all your fault and theres nothing you can do about it.

A one-sided monogamous alledged "relationship" seemingly with yourself.

She/he may be sleeping with the neighbor but were in a realationship.

Sadly it's the reality of a real relationship.

by Kokopellisweety March 31, 2022