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bear rating system 

The bear rating system is a way for guys to inconspicuously scope out girls and discuss them between themselves.

There are several different bear levels.
- A Koala Bear is a girl that is attractive but simply looks too young.
- A Panda bear is a girl that is cute and cuddly, and usually wears cute clothes , etc.
- A Polar Bear is a girl that is chill to talk to or joke around with. This usually is a combination of another type of bear. This is the only bear that uses personality as a factor, and is not exclusive.
- A Black Bear is an unclassifiable bear that still gets a "Would hit it"
- A Grizzly bear is an extremely hot, bite-your-knuckles girl.
- A Bear Hunt is when a girl is either ugly beyond reason or extremely annoying.

The terms can also apply as verbs and adjectives.
"Holy shit dude, GRIZZLY BEAR"

"The girl at the counter is the most Polar Bear girl"

"Dominic is Panda Bearing right now, look at him talk to that girl"

"Dude, 9oclock, Panda
Nah dude, Black Bear"

"-You guys are so shallow with this bear rating system
-Shut up or I'll have to go on a bear hunt"
bear rating system by swiffer October 3, 2007
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Hutchinson Rating

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That movie Tip Toes has a 10 Hutchinson rating.
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Sexy Rating 

The Rating used in many sex games including but not limited to, "SexyLand", "FuzzleMittens", and "Flamers Dragons". Mostly used by homosexuals, this rating system is very complex and involves most of the human body in its rating system.
Penguin: Mmmmm.... Sexy Rating of 450/12/34/152 - DG-3453
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likeable rating 

A rating based on how much a particular person is liked, sometimes based on how popular a person is.
That guy has the highest likeable rating in the entire city!