Jack-Ransleyophobia

When a guy (usually named Jack Ransley) is placed into a situation with a lot of tension surrounding it (usually social issues with girls involved).

Side Effects may include any of the following:
- Looking like a hulk (though having no muscle. (Does not include Green body)
- Scaring the Brisbane public at cinemas
- Punching holes in walls

Jack Ransley - "I was so pissed off last night when my ex showed up with her friends"
Guy 2 - "Damnnnnnn, How did it go?"
Jack Ransley - "Let's say they have Jack-Ransleyophobia now"

by Hakumai November 9, 2016

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Lee Ranson

A man with substantial mass. He is a notorious shagger. He likes underage girls, as well as BBW German girls in lederhosen.

My gosh, have you seen that heffer with 3 Big Macs? He’s such a Lee Ranson.

by DarkAvenger0909 October 28, 2022

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ramusings

Musings to one are ramblings to another; Profound words spoken may seem as ramblings to others.

My friend's weekly ramusings on his twitter may sound like rambling until one uncovers the deeper meaning.

We may have to agree on labeling new guru's words as ramusings until we discover it's deeper meaning.

by SPHS85 February 10, 2019

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ranisa

the best type of person in the whole world. they're usually kind and sweet to everyone and a great supportive friend. you would be lucky to have a "ranisa" as your friend.

"hey, who's ranisa?" "one of my favorite people in the whole world!"

by uhmidfklmao January 8, 2021

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Randsom

When the ransom amount and/or object being held for ransom are either of insignificant importance or else seemingly chosen at random.

Alternatively used by people too stupid to spell ransom.

He held my left shoe for a randsom of my right shoe.

by DEVERALL December 19, 2008

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