ranch pants

When a person masterbates, then goes back to hang out with his friends and doesn't realize he has ranch a.k.a. cum still on his pants.

Hey "Ranch Pants"a.k.a. Tyler you suck at cleaning up after you whack off.

by tyler May 13, 2005

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ranch hand

It's when you're doing a girl from behind, but she's too loose, so to get her to tighten up you zap her in the side with a cattle prod.

Anyone who tries the ranch hand with their girlfriend will probably not have a girlfriend much longer.

by Crazy B January 9, 2005

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ranch hand

someone who helps around on the ranch. someone who uses their hands to do work, on a ranch.

eh, him? he's justa ol' ranch hand.

by Ferryn Maxwell April 2, 2004

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Ranch On My Lap is an expression used to describe when semen is present on the area located on or near the pelvic region to which an individual may exclaim when questioned about its origins.

The expression is usually exclaimed by those whom has had an orgasm in their pants.

Also known as ROML

Real life usage:

Girl: Whats that white stuff on your pants ?
Guy: It...Its.....Its "RANCH ON MY LAP !!!"
Girl: Okaaaaaaaaay..............

Online usage:

Bob says: Where have you been, afk ?
Jalen says: Yes, ROML.........

by DanElKushwizdaLyricalFauxpas September 12, 2011

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