by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015
Get the Weird Researchmug. When a man and a woman are having sex the man is aroused and the female turns over and sticks his cock into her facial region and spits game all over her face and the man says research complete bitch
by JAck and Andy December 30, 2008
Get the Research Completemug. Used in a student setting: Response you would give to someone knocking on the door while you are in the middle of masturbating.
knock knock knock
Person 1: What are you doing in there?
Person 2: Uuuhhh ugghh errr....nothing dude.....just doing some frantic research!
Person 1: What are you doing in there?
Person 2: Uuuhhh ugghh errr....nothing dude.....just doing some frantic research!
by thephantomwang December 1, 2010
Get the Frantic Researchmug. 1. Labor that you must pay to do in order to graduate.
2. Something that you do not stop showing up for Shawn.
2. Something that you do not stop showing up for Shawn.
by dah March 3, 2008
Get the undergraduate researchmug. A Spontaneous Research Call, SRC is a prank call placed to a business in order to research how ridiculously far companies will go to please their customers for more business. Such calls may also be made to international embassies and the like, to confirm or deny media reports. They are often prompted by a crazy tabloid news story in popular culture.
Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.
Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.
Spontaneous Research Calls have been coined and popularized by The Sir Darryl Radio Experience , the most listened to radio program on the internet.
Sir Darryl will call companies and it reveals the absurdity of our corporate and customer service culture that will say yes to anyone who offers money, notoriety or other compensation. Sometimes, the company's spin machine is at work. At other times, these calls expose the genuine professionalism and helpfulness of the representative. Sir Darryl calls funeral homes, landlords, pharmacies and the like, with unusual requests. The responses from the company reps are either completely insane or absolutely logical, but they almost always follow company policy.
In one Spontaneous Research Call, Sir Darryl called a cellphone company to find out if they could send him a separate phone bill that his wife couldn’t see so that he could hide the fact that he was having multiple affairs. The customer service rep suggested different billing options and promising that the company would not reveal anything to his wife. The rep also detailed exactly how it could be done using the company’s various billing delivery systems.
by TT99 July 14, 2011
Get the Spontaneous Research Callmug. the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.
used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.
there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.
used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.
there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.
by oggles January 13, 2009
Get the human research technicianmug. noun /ˈæn.ti-rɪˈsɜːtʃ grəˈneɪd/
An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.
An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.
The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.
A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.
An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.
An object thrown at a person to distract them from the important research they should be doing.
An anti-research grenade should be something irresistibly interesting to a person. It is usually tailored to the persons specific interests. For example you may toss a small puzzle to a fan of riddles and games, or you may toss a light saber pen to a fan of Star Wars.
The victim must be doing research at the time of deployment, or the anti-research grenade will be ineffective.
A successful anti-research grenade should render the victim completely unable to perform any sort of productive activity.
An anti-research grenade is not something that the victim will be forced to spend time on, such as an open container of spaghetti. It should be something that the victim will willingly choose to spend time on so that the blame for their inactivity will ultimately fall upon the victim.
I threw a toy car with magnets on the bottom at Aaron and yelled, "anti-research grenade!" It was super effective.
by T-mix September 20, 2011
Get the anti-research grenademug.