Bean Dip n Queso

A sexual maneuver, involving a man and two women. When one woman tries to suck the “queso” out of the man, while the “beans” are dipped inside another woman’s vagina or ass.
These bitches are fucking wild, I think I’m about to bean dip n queso these dumb whores.
by Dick Whistle November 30, 2024
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Hot queso

A sex act involving scattalogical play with a partner who does not consume enough fiber, leading to a stool consistency akin to baby food.
Jim: What did you get up to last night?
Barry: That dude came over and gave me some hot queso.
Jim: Oh man, that shit must have been a nightmare to clean up afterwards.
Barry: Yeah, he needs to get on the metamucils.
by Jj4371838392 January 20, 2019
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Queso Beso

Is when 1) you kiss someone and their breath smells like mexican cheese or 2) when you put wiz cheeze in your mouth and french kiss ur partner.
"Ayyyy cochinno, lavate la boca, no quiero tu queso beso!"
by Magnetar October 18, 2012
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Fortnite queso

When a girl puts cheese in her cooter and queefs it out
Dude Jessica made a bomb fortnite queso last night
by Deo demon January 23, 2022
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Fortnite queso

When a girl puts cheese in her cooter and queefs it out
Dude Jessica made a bomb fortnite queso last night
by Deo demon January 23, 2022
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Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.
"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"
by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017
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Queso Surprise

When a man begins to eat Cheez-its, and gets bored, so begins to masturbate. The jizz may land on either the Cheez-it or the man who is doing the action.
"Yeah I did a Queso Surprise earlier today and lemme tell you, that shit is insane."
by MonsieurPickle June 03, 2014
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