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putkonen

Man who likes young girls, he's some kind of pedo and usually have very weird sexual fantasies about screwdriwers or other commonly used household items. Also a putkonen will constantly be getting off to poop, scat, or even his own cat.

It's not normal pedo because of his weird fantasies, can be also used as defining someone who likes to use fire/hot items as his sexual items.

Easy tips to identify this person are his arab voice and he will constantly be looking at your crotch, doesnt' matter if you are male or female. It is mostly found with a weiner of some sort in its mouth, or he is railing his own cat.
"look, that dude is definedly biwie, he follows that young girl with screwdriver in his pocket, but he is an even worse putkonen because he is cupping his own scat"

"I delivered a sandwhich to this guy's house and i come in and he was having sex with his cat while sniffing it's shit. He was definately a putkonen."
by Mastergroat January 12, 2010
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puto

A queer little homo wetback who takes it up the ass. Whether he likes it is of no consequence, because it'll most likely go unreported. If it is reported, INS will deport the genetically defective freak.
Outlast is a puto of the first order.
by $!@# March 25, 2005
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TOMA PUTO

To get someone from behind while bending over. Meaning they like it in the butt.
When some one bends over for any reason, and someone comes from behind and yells out "toma puto". Usually happen to a unexpected person.
by tx123 February 11, 2010
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Puto

bitch (in spanish puto is considered the masculine form of puta “prostitute”); also used to offend a man (aquel puto!: that son of a bitch!);
Andrea: Hey so are you still going out with Juan

Michelle:No that fucking puto left me for another bitch!
by Vic G. March 1, 2008
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puto

by YaDiRa September 9, 2003
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putakis

– noun,plural-i.
Faux slang for female genitalia

- interjection
(used as an exclamation of frustration, surprise, or occasionally triumph)

Origin:

bef. 2008; You Don't Mess With the Zohan
Putakis! Give me back that gyro.
by PatsFan68 April 1, 2010
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Putonghua

Literally 'normal language", what Hong Kong people and Chinese people call Mandarin.
The killer other Chinese dialects, such as Cantonese.
In Hong Kong culture, Putonghua is often referred to the "Winter Melon" because of it's pronounciation.
Your Putonghua sucks so much no one understands you.
I will never understand why Putonghua is better than Cantonese.
Nei di dong gua zhong mei souk nei zau mai lan gong laa! (Your putonghua isn't fluent enough so don't fucking speak it!)
by someone out there who is bored December 9, 2020
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