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I’m a ma and when I walk by people say p-u. So I thought if I wore Pumas they would say hey nice kicks and not notice the bo. It’s working!
The new Puma ads are sick!
Puma by BeStill December 2, 2019
Puma is a brand which is an abbreviation of Penis Up My Arse which is why many British youngsters, male and female enjoy wearing the clothing proudly to represent their inner nature. It is pronounced Puh-mah not poo man which many people end up mistaking.
Chav 1: man just copped a puma hoodie for 40 quid!
Chav 2: ite g man I’ll buy it off you for a tenner!
Chav 1: sure day 1 my man! Penis up my arse for life, both of us!
Puma by Mike Oxverylong December 29, 2019
A female who is MUCH older than the men she dates, surpassing "COUGAR" STATUS.
See that hot grandma over there with that 21 year old, what a PUMA...
PUMA by ultimatePUMA September 6, 2020
acronym for Punjabi-American, different than the diaspora "Indian or Desi." Inspired from the "Sher" or Singh title of honor from traditional regions. Denoting distinctly North or South Americans with Punjab heritage or ancestry.
Punjabi-Americans or those with Punjabi ancestry are colloquially known as Pumas, affectionately.

"Punjabi-Americans are the Pumas of the Desi Diaspora."

When you're proud of your Punjabi heritage, don't call yourself an "ABCD." You're a dope "Puma," so scale those heights without fear!!
PUMA by WS_ImmortalBard October 14, 2021
A woman who is both petite, and still considereal a milf.
Dude, she is fine!

I know, she's puma.
Puma by The_wendigo January 18, 2022
Puma
PUMA by KanyeEast88 February 20, 2022