pastry puffer

A person attracted to very young, possibly underage, females. Usually used when referring to anime.
Master is a sultry pastry puffer.

Joe, you're a pastry puffer?!
by LittleMissGuro March 04, 2017
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sausage puffer

A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg
"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.
by WordsWillAlwaysHurt February 01, 2017
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Puffer Chips

Like gifts in a box of Cracker Jacks, Puffer Chips are the treat in a bag of potato chips. Gently remove and devour the Puffer Chips when you open a new bag! Biting on a Puffer Chip releases an exhilarating puff of air straight from the factory as you bite down on this delicacy.
In a bag of potato chips, Puffer Chips are the subset of chips that have bubbles where the layer split in two....making those special chips an airy salty treat.
by LadyLyles March 14, 2020
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charcoal puffer

A phrase arising from the medieval alchemists of old. It refers to someone who who puffs and blows on charcoal in order to get more heat from it, that is a person who is full of wind (shit). It is synonymous with the phrase "To blow smoke up someone's ass". It also refers to someone who expertly talks about a subject with no real knowledge of what they are actually talking about. See also: bellow blower.
Don't listen to that charcoal puffer, they don't know what they are talking about.
by ol'alchemist December 09, 2021
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Chest puffer

A person who thinks he's a fighter but in confrontations just walks up and puff his chest acting bigger than he really is and tries to sort out a conflict by just sizing up against his opponent but not actually willing to fight
He puffed his chest as he was arguing . Looking like a chest puffer
by TommyGun DeJesus April 26, 2018
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puffer snout

A person who makes their friends beer foam by hitting the top of his friends beer with the bottom of his own beer.
That mutherfucking bitch totally puffer snouted my beer!
by Puffer snout April 04, 2017
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Noodle puffer

A gay man who prefers to perform fellatio on Asian men.
Now I know why Rich likes dim sum so much, he's a noodle puffer.
by Herbos, a prince July 11, 2008
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