Pubes, also known as "purple pubes" or "pubis," is a psychostimulant of the phenethylamine and amphetamine class of drugs. Pubes can be snorted, smoked, injected directly into the blood stream or eaten, making it the most easily ingestible drug. Upon consumption, the drug immediately increases alertness, concentration, energy, and in high doses, can induce euphoria, enhance self-esteem, and give a person super-natural strength. Pubis has a very high potential for abuse and addiction by activating the psychological reward system via triggering a cascading release of dopamine, norepinephrine and serotonin in the brain.
Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
Over-time, scientists have seen the evolution of pubes. Today, pubes can be cut directly from their source at maturity and harvested in incubation chambers for three to four months. Generally, pubes that have been aged the longest tend to have better quality and stronger effects. Professionals in the pubis industry have also found ways to genetically alter individual batches of pubes giving them more desirable characteristics, such as color, taste, density, and smell.
"These are some grade-A, high quality pubes, meng"
"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"
"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"
"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
"All I do, smoke pubes er'yday"
"Jimmy's nothing but a no-good pubehead"
"If you want to smuggle these pubes over the border, you're going to need to hide them in your anus.
by DJ D-rel March 28, 2011
Get the Pubesmug. The Flik-run dining café at Manhattanville College. Known to some as "the pub," and known to those who have admitted its filthiness to themselves as "The Pube."
by WILLERXKILLER May 4, 2006
Get the The Pubemug. Charlie: 'GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!'
* Bethany puts the phone down her pants*
Bethany: 'come and get it'
Charlie: 'EWWW YOU JUST PUBED MY PHONE!'
* Bethany puts the phone down her pants*
Bethany: 'come and get it'
Charlie: 'EWWW YOU JUST PUBED MY PHONE!'
by wiggy192 May 5, 2011
Get the Pubedmug. Ajit Pai should get pubed every time he orders food. He should be eating 300 calories of surprise pubes/day.
by takeashitonajitpai December 16, 2017
Get the Pubedmug. A gay looking kid at bowling who hangs out with paperbag girls and has hair that looks like pubic hair. He is short and gay and talks in a high voice.
"I have more manhood in half of my left testicle than that fag has in his whole body!" was a quote by DTrain to perfectly describe pubes.
"I have more manhood in half of my left testicle than that fag has in his whole body!" was a quote by DTrain to perfectly describe pubes.
by tang April 18, 2005
Get the pubesmug. she: I've never seen his pubes, I unzip him and blow him but we've never been naked together.
he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !
he: She's got great pubes, the first giveaway was her camel toe, then once I had her pants off, her labia look great and she actually SHAVES it !
by Jake February 20, 2004
Get the pubesmug. To play in a public server... to eat some ones pubes... to shave off your own pubes... to have random computer geeks playing with your pubes...
by Junglist July 1, 2003
Get the Pubingmug.