A person who has an unhealthy obsession with dogs. They are very vocal about how they love dogs more than people, and inexplicably hate cats and anyone who likes cats for reasons that don't exist. They are in constant denial that their home, car, and clothes stink and are filthy all the time, and will date someone just to gain access to their dog.
This guy in my class is a total dog fucker. He stinks like wet dog all the time, and we were talking and I mentioned I have a cat and he freaked on me and called me an evil sociopath.
by Tang October 19, 2017

1. A type of lamp that hangs on a long chain.
2. Annoying ass phrase that people say way too damn often. They claim to not be hipsters but they dress just like them so I don't know what the hell it means. Trendy or some crap like that.
2. Annoying ass phrase that people say way too damn often. They claim to not be hipsters but they dress just like them so I don't know what the hell it means. Trendy or some crap like that.
by Tang June 29, 2016

A fun game the kids are playing now a days.
1. Take a paper box or large crate
2. Force a person you hate (sieber or tate) into the box
3. Light the box on fire (homemade napalm makes it better)
4. Put a hose in the box
5. Sit on the box so they cannot escape
6. You have a Hellbox
1. Take a paper box or large crate
2. Force a person you hate (sieber or tate) into the box
3. Light the box on fire (homemade napalm makes it better)
4. Put a hose in the box
5. Sit on the box so they cannot escape
6. You have a Hellbox
by tang April 18, 2005

Originating from random mathletes bored during the otherwise dull math meets which they attended, the phrase "HMC" is an abbreviation for "Hot Math Chick." Mathletes have been known to use the acronym sarcastically or more rarely seriously.
by Tang April 18, 2005

by Tang June 29, 2016

by tang April 18, 2005

That sieber is wearing a pink shirt. FFFFFFAAAAAAAGGGGGG
by tang April 18, 2005
