tang's definitions

Swag

1. A type of lamp that hangs on a long chain.

2. Annoying ass phrase that people say way too damn often. They claim to not be hipsters but they dress just like them so I don't know what the hell it means. Trendy or some crap like that.

1. I just purchased a swag lamp.

2. My swag lamp has so much swag.

by Tang June 29, 2016

HMC

Originating from random mathletes bored during the otherwise dull math meets which they attended, the phrase "HMC" is an abbreviation for "Hot Math Chick." Mathletes have been known to use the acronym sarcastically or more rarely seriously.

Man, check out the size of the polynomials on that HMC!

by Tang April 18, 2005

pubes

A gay looking kid at bowling who hangs out with paperbag girls and has hair that looks like pubic hair. He is short and gay and talks in a high voice.

"I have more manhood in half of my left testicle than that fag has in his whole body!" was a quote by DTrain to perfectly describe pubes.

"I have more manhood in half of my left testicle than that fag pubes has in his whole body!"

by tang April 18, 2005

bbhg

The best gang in the world. Its trademark is The Hellbox.

that bbhg is so hot right now

by tang April 18, 2005

Shag

1. A thick type of carpet.

2. Sex.

1. My living room has shag carpet.

2. We shagged on the shag carpet.

by Tang June 29, 2016

Charity Replies

When on an online dating site or app, Charity Replies are when you start chatting with someone who otherwise does not find you attractive, but for some reason continues to reply feeling some sort of obligation. This usually results in ghosting or the friendly fade.

I was talking to this guy on POF. He obviously had no interest in me and was just giving me charity replies cause they were always just one word answers and he wouldn't reply for hours at a time. I can see when he's been online! Then one day he just kind of vanished...

by Tang June 29, 2016

ANUS

Annual Net Usage Statistics

We haven't seen an ANUS this bad since the 70's.

by Tang January 31, 2015