Puck Hare

A homosexual who is attracted to hockey players

“Woah that puck hare is watching the Leafs Wings game”

by Anon78872827 February 19, 2022

on puck

When one's butt-hole is puckered.

There was an inch of ice on the road; I was on puck the whole trip.

by Ereezy April 18, 2016

puckbunny

person that watches hockey to sleep with the players. knows nothing about the sport and comes to the rink in skanky clothes.

last night, shanny brought home that puckbunny that's been hanging out by the bus after games.

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

canadian water-pluck

When your taking such a huge shit. That as soon as the heavy ass projectile hits the water it creates a drop big enough to go up and slightly in your ass hole. Therefore making the rest of your dirty business very wet and uncomfortable.

Yo dude, i was taking the biggest shit last week and when the huge thing fell in the water i got a canadian water-pluck, and now i still have that damn water in my ass and it moves around when i walk.

by ZERXq51 March 4, 2009

Trump Pucker

That thing a dog's b-hole does right before it starts to take a shit.

I was gonna bring Rex in from his walk, but he started to Trump Pucker, so I knew he had to go number two.

by JrunkinJedi May 25, 2016

phucker

Proper swearing on forms without the four letter word.

That phucker is blocking the passing lane.
You’re phucking banned!
Get the phuck outta here!
Read the phucking sign!
Mind the gap phucker!

by ohshet April 26, 2006

Puckerberry

One of the most ingenutive "Blizzards" Dairy Queen has ever created.

Introduced in 2004 and (devastatingly) taken off the menu the same year.

Featuring a sour, yet sweet and creamy taste. Like sour rasperry sherbert mixed with vanilla ice cream in a 1 part- 2 parts ratio, respectively.

Sam- "Sooo er.. wanna go get something at DQ with me?"

Billy- "Nah, man. I'm actively boycotting DQ until they reintroduce the puckerberry blizzard. Fucking assholes. I have to make my own now."

Sam- "(clears throat) Nerd.."

Billy- "Hey well you should've had it, man. Better than any chick I've ever had."

Sam- "Wow, really?"

Billy- "Naaahh. Still amazing though."

by Govt. Tracking cookie Slayer July 18, 2009