It's when your idea is possible in theory, and it "works" and isn't against the laws of physics, but it's just impractically dumb, and the data is clear but you pursue it anyway.
by anonymous June 1, 2023
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A. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest. They are aware that their former partner will engage in sexual or romantic activities with others, indirectly anticipating a potential "upgrade" in the partner's choice or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest and does so with the express understanding and anticipation of their partner returning to them after exploring romantic or sexual activities with others. This term signifies a deliberate suspension rather than a permanent termination of the relationship, despite its resemblance to a breakup.
Verb (used with object)
A. To facilitate the conscious dissolution of a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, thereby enabling the partner to engage in romantic or sexual activities with others and indirectly anticipating the partner's potential to "upgrade" or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. To consciously facilitate a break in a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, with the understanding that the partner will return after engaging in romantic or sexual activities with others, and potentially fulfilling unexplored fantasies.
A. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest. They are aware that their former partner will engage in sexual or romantic activities with others, indirectly anticipating a potential "upgrade" in the partner's choice or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest and does so with the express understanding and anticipation of their partner returning to them after exploring romantic or sexual activities with others. This term signifies a deliberate suspension rather than a permanent termination of the relationship, despite its resemblance to a breakup.
Verb (used with object)
A. To facilitate the conscious dissolution of a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, thereby enabling the partner to engage in romantic or sexual activities with others and indirectly anticipating the partner's potential to "upgrade" or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. To consciously facilitate a break in a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, with the understanding that the partner will return after engaging in romantic or sexual activities with others, and potentially fulfilling unexplored fantasies.
The internet made fun of Gisele for pseudocucking herself by willingly letting go of her husband she knew would sleep with dozens of more attractive women.
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by treecoffee August 26, 2023
Get the pseudobeaner mug.Faking a death, either yours, someone else’s. It can be a faked suicide or a murder. As long as it’s fake, it’s pseudocide. Also don’t do this, it’s fucked up man, and don’t be like David that one dude who faked his death then pulled up to his own funeral in a fucking HELICOPTER.
Aye bro Jeremy committed pseudocide
OH SHIT HES ALIVE?!?! Imma make sure that bitch dead fr this time.
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OH SHIT HES ALIVE?!?! Imma make sure that bitch dead fr this time.
RONALD NOOO
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The word comes from the Greek word pseudes (which means false or lying) and the Greek word glyphein which means to carve. (A play on the word hieroglyphics)
The word comes from the Greek word pseudes (which means false or lying) and the Greek word glyphein which means to carve. (A play on the word hieroglyphics)
by Jedidiah Breeze May 26, 2024
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“According to renowned economist Chad Flexington, my plan is genius.”
— Bro, did you just pseudocite yourself?
— Bro, did you just pseudocite yourself?
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Get the Pseudocite mug.A person that has no meaning or benefit to ones life. They are usually a fake and guttless person who causes dramas and rifts between friends and families.
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