Skip to main content

pounding the flounder

Um well fucking yourself...
Masturbation
What your mom does at night...
by Did bish August 28, 2016
mugGet the pounding the flounder mug.

conquest pound

When a tool and/or douchebag extends his closed fist in hopes of finding a similar closed fist to meet his in agreement.

Usually used after two to three light beers.

Usually in reference to a girl at a bar he hopes to talk to and show off his expensive bad tattoo he saw in a book -- and then copulate with.
Josh and Trevor move in close and notice three girls at the edge of the bar. Without saying anything, they look at each other with semi-homoerotic undertones and connect with a conquest pound.
by TomKVideo August 3, 2009
mugGet the conquest pound mug.
Related Words

Dong Pounds

A term for bars where people have spiked dog collars, shock collars and leashes on their partners dongs.
Jeffrey: “Dong Pounds in this city are insane. You can even poop and pee on the floor.”
Grant: “Wrigley Field is one of the biggest dong pounds in America!”
by OrangeRichard September 14, 2018
mugGet the Dong Pounds mug.

ride the train to pound town

to have sex with
I may not have found a girlfriend, but I'd at least like to ride the train to pound town with someone.
by Plasmaguy March 29, 2015
mugGet the ride the train to pound town mug.

i wanna pound you

wanting to have hard sexual intercourse
oh damn girl you do fine, i wanna pound you.
by elephant lamp November 8, 2020
mugGet the i wanna pound you mug.

Poundtown

The act of sexual intercourse often containing quick, powerful thrust from the male. Taking someone to poundtown often results in extended periods of time where slapping and clapping noises can be heard.
"I really like this girl. I wanna take her to places shes never been and places shes never seen. Tonight i take her to poundtown!"

Girl 1: "Let me guess, he was a minute man!"
Girl 2: "Minute man??? Far from it! Girl last night he took me to poundtown!"
by Bfrank December 17, 2008
mugGet the Poundtown mug.

pounding acorn

The act of vigorous penile stimulation, as through vaginal or anal penetration, or aggressive masturbation.
Darren was pounding acorn to naked pictures of Donna.
by A. Kroeber January 12, 2008
mugGet the pounding acorn mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email