Protein Whore

A person who intakes copious amounts of protein to gain muscle and look like a meat head.

That Josh Scriven is a protein whore to the max!

by FloorSeven June 11, 2010

protein bar

A large bar of poop eaten for the health benefits.

That was good protein bar.

by Freiburgermsu October 14, 2013

Man protein

Semen, jizz, cum....

" I had his man protein last night and it was so good!"

by longschlong69 December 28, 2014

Protein Scanner

A small battery-operated ultraviolet light one uses to find semen stains in hotel room beddings. The use of the word PROTEIN incorporates a humorous euphemism.

We realized the maid had skipped changing the sheets, but my PROTEIN SCANNER found the evidence of a rendezvous the previous night.

by Judas Cross June 09, 2020

protein people

avid gym-goers and people who take enough pre workout to kill a fully grown horse.

hey have a look at Mark, he’s about to bench 405. He’s officially a part of the protein people.

by womenscaremefr July 05, 2023

protein partners

someone you share vag juice and shnoop with. Basically someone you're boning real good!

Allan : I am going to "KEVIN" (FUCK YOU WITH MY BIG DICK!) you someday!

Me: Ewww! I DO NOT want to be protein partners with YOU! You got Aids or summat...! EwwwW!

by wangqiu May 18, 2014

Protein Smash

a watery explosion of sulfuric smelling shit that smashes into the toilet water so hard it causes shit speckles on the bottom of the seat after consuming too much protein.

I hope your mom enjoys cleaning up that protein smash I l left for her

by Jack (Sonny Black) Burton December 14, 2009