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prostitoad

An unusually fat and ugly hooker.
Wow! You mean Miss Thing is a prostitoad? I'm surprised she can GIVE it away.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 31, 2007
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prose before hos

The choice of the written word over the lowliest ho.
Ray: I was going to go out with this skank last night, but I decided to stay in for a hot date with the Atlantic Monthly instead. I chose prose before hos.
by alecb May 22, 2007
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Prosmanaut

It is a term used to describe an individual in the future or involving space travel who engages in any form of sexual interaction with others for money or other gains.
Inara Serra is such a dirty Prosmanaut.
by Robhat April 3, 2009
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Prostitoy

A boy with too much makeup and too little clothes. (See Prostitot except a boy)
Scott put on his assless chaps and went out to play on the swings to pick up men. Fuckin prostitoy...
by TheTamboureenz October 28, 2010
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prospiracy

(pro-SPEAR-uh-see) A secret plan by a group of people to do something good for another person or group of people. The opposite of a conspiracy.
John's friends formed a prospiracy to throw a surprise party for him.
by Marc412 September 25, 2016
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Empathetic Prostate

One's prostate gland reacting to someone's descriptions of painful experiences, or a reaction to the sight of someone elses painful experience. This is a dull, almost tingly sensation that lasts a few seconds and then disappears into the ether. Depending on the duration and magnitude of the sensation, this could be the equivalent of your prostate crying uncontrollably, or just emitting a concerned sigh.
My wife told me about her mom's varicose vein surgury, and I almost doubled-over from prostate empathy.
by Acebinkley September 6, 2005
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super prostate

An organ that develops from a swolen prostate and merges with other organs, thus creating a super prostate. It also gives you the power to fly for 4.6 seconds, but you can no longer control your bladder.
Doctor: I am sorry Ed. Your prostate is beyond surgical help as it has now formed a super prostate.
by soopyrmann September 15, 2009
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