Ploomf

A dense object dropping into water, usually causing the water to shoot upwards making the 'ploomf' sound.
For best auditory effect, say outloud and with the back of your throat.

The onomatopoeic sound of a long turd satisfyingly dropping into the bowl....

Man on the throne...
*grunts with effort*
Ploomf!

by domstar101 November 19, 2012

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Something nobody does on this site, thus paving the way for incomprehensible gibberish that looks like it was written by retarded infants who were thrown at brick walls, half of whom (not the walls, you doofus) were promptly scooped up and thrown farther by garbage trucks. That should explain why this shithole feels like an asylum.

Proofreading your definitions will not give you cancer. Just do it. Please.

by Yopmail User July 4, 2023

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proof

R.I.P. Proof, friend of Mr Mathers, rapper in D-12, was shot and died in the early hours of Tuesday morning on April 11th 2006. May he rest in peace.

Proof will be greatly missed. Loved and respected by many, the loss of this fine rapper is a loss to us all.

by marshall313mathers April 27, 2006

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to consider someone as a person you would date if they asked you out; to be interested in dating a person without obssesing over them

"There are a couple people I'm proofing right now, but mostly Julia"

-Do you like him?
-No, thats pathetic. I'm not obsessing over him I'm just proofing him.

by JuliaMakesDefinitions! October 19, 2009

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another slain rapper of the rap game and another slain rapper of d12 he was and always be one of the greatest to ever grace the rap game and will be missed R.I.P Big Proof AkA Dirty Harry The Rap Mayor OF Detroit.

out of towner: whoz the rap mayor of detroit
Detroit: PROOF!

by kon Arti$ April 30, 2006

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