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Procrastafarian

A person who insists they are going to get dreadlocks but then keeps putting it off
Person 1: Tarquin is mugging me right off. He's been banging on about getting dreads for at least 6 months but all he's done is stop washing his hair.
Person 2: He's the archetypal procrastafarian.
Person 1: Word.
Person 2: Righteous.
by pipparts April 13, 2014
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procrastichillin

The action of putting off what one should be doing in favor of relaxation and time spent with friends.
JOE: Hey man, what are you doing today?

FRANK: Oh, you know. Just procrastichillin. Think I'll work on that 16 page research paper tomorrow night.

JOE: Right on, dude. That's the way it's done!
by pointlesspotential March 18, 2016
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procrastiblog

1. verb
To write or comment on blog entries as a means of avoiding other activities.
2. noun
An overly long blog entry that takes up so much time to read or write that work is neglected by the reader or author.
No, I didn't do my homework. I was up all night procrastiblogging.
by LaikaSol January 30, 2005
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Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.
"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?
by JuHwang September 9, 2011
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Procrastibandination

The extremely annoying habit that bandaid wrappers have of floating slowly down to the trash can, only to miss it completely and land on the floor, necessitating several attempts at picking it up, and one or more re-attempts at actually dropping it into the trash can.
Arianna groaned in frustration as the band-aid wrapper floated through the air, and missed the trash can completely. "I HATE how band-aid wrappers use procrastibandination to avoid landing in the trash!!!"
by nonnawick November 5, 2009
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Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.
I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.
by jimmydercat November 2, 2010
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procrastibate

All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.
by Tripp36 September 30, 2008
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