Procrastinator's Decade

A period of 11 years. Analogous to a Baker's Dozen (the latter referring to a quantity of 13), a "Procrastinator's Decade" is a colourful description for the passage of time. See also 40 years (biblical).

Civil litigation: "This case must not be further delayed, My Lord, lest it drag on a procrastinator's decade."

by Dr. Strangevelo May 1, 2014

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Procrastabate

To procrastabate: Masturbating when bored and/or there is nothing else to do.

Hmm.... What shall I do, might as well procrastabate!

by Educated-singles.com July 20, 2015

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Procrastihate

(Verb)
to procrastinate to the point where you hate yourself and in turn get nothing done so you hate yourself more and the vicious cycle continues until said task is completed.

"John, you're procrastihating on your history essay again."
"Man, this paper is due in less than an hour and I haven't even started yet. I procrastihate myself right now."

by Female Gumby December 19, 2016

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Procrastibation

The act of wanking when there is minimal time left before something important should be done, e.g homework, an assignment, etc.

Instead of finishing his homework the night before it was due, he instead used his time regretfully on procrastibation.

by El3ctro-Critical April 18, 2017

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Procrastinatrix

Where the lines of reality and procrastination are blurred - A reality of which you no longer recognise what is productive and what is procrastination.

I spent 4 hours watching Youtube videos. It started out with lectures and I ended up watching interviews with psychopaths. Its too easy to slip into the Procrastinatrix these days.

by The Procrastinatrix March 26, 2018

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