procrastinator

A procrastinator is someone who finds any possible excuse to get out of doing work. They are lasy people who don't feel like doing the work or simply can't focus. Procrastinators are usually teenage students who would rather watch Netflix or jerk off instead of completing their science essay for the next day.

"Did you walk the dog yet?"
"No, I decided to be a procrastinator and raise my son instead"

by mistakeisme April 23, 2019

Procrastinatory

(adj.) to procrastinate

My procrastinatory ways of leaving my laundry in the basket for 2 weeks is going to get the better of me

by DameGiggles January 1, 2020

Procrastinator

Procrastinatior

It derives from the Mexican Word Procrathamelyawn which means Midnight Snack and
The Viking Word Astinator which means Pucker Cheeks

It describes someone who sits on a sandwhich in the dark.
(From TAWG)

Darwin is such a Procrastinator

by Delfino is funny October 26, 2020

Procrastinator

Irina.

Irina is the ultimate procrastinator. She should be working on her assignment, but isn't.

by New Willenium November 29, 2020

Procrastinator

Students.

Procrastinator on daily basis

Student: Homework... I'll do it at 5PM.
Time: 5:05PM
Student: Well, shit, I'll do it at 6PM
Time: 6:02PM
Student: Well, shit—

by The-HeeHee-is-coming April 18, 2021

Procrastinator

Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.

Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."

by LastMinuteLarry November 28, 2021

Procrastinator

Says im going to finish all my school work on time

me rushing to complete it 20 minutes before its due; procrastinator

by zx,cz February 13, 2022