bowl of prawns

Something that is memorable, but lacking in substance, cohesion or importance.
"Christian Porter's press conference where he denied rape accusations and claimed to be the victim was a real bowl of prawns."
by LVK3666 March 03, 2021
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polishing the prawn

To polish the prawn is to stimulate the clitoris, often with, but not necessarily limited to the finger.
Crikey, I was having a shower and when i got back she was a way polishing the prawn. The dirty minx. I gave her a right seeing to after she'd given it a good shine
by MrsKaren December 29, 2006
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prawn hacker

A person who purposely does foul and obscene things to their friends chinese food.
P1-Yo man these prawn crackers taste great
P2- Yeh they should man just spotted the prawn hackers licking each one
by prawn hacker wacker October 03, 2011
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3 Prawns

I ordered the "Galaxy of Prawns"! 3 Prawns are hardly a galaxy!
by J-Hoax July 23, 2010
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stupid prawn

A derrogotary term used to make a person feel like a little piece of seafood, is most effective when spoken with a south african accent whilst eating crumpets.
Louise: fetch me a crumpet
Nic: what's a crumpet?
Louise: you don't know anything you stupid prawn!
by buttermycrumpet February 13, 2010
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King prawn

A man with a hot body but an unattractive face.
"That guy's such a king prawn - nice body, shame about the head."
"Body off Baywatch, face off Crimewatch: he's a king prawn"
by shivshiv December 28, 2012
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sky prawns

From Australia: Euphemistic name for locusts to enhance their acceptance as a culinary possibility. When they are in plague proportions they are effectively home-delivery bush food.
Bazza: Stone the crows, these bloody locusts have eaten all my crops.
Shazza: Don't worry, darl. We're having those sky prawns for dinner. Would you prefer Sky Prawn Bisque or Sky Prawn Stir-fry?
by Nick Beumer December 07, 2007
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