Lamp posting

"lamp posting" A term used to describe an internet user who will reply to a post they have no interest in, just to fulfil their urge to leave a mark on their surroundings, like a dog and a lamp post.

"Bob, your are lamp posting, just skip past the thread"

by Calibreton August 27, 2018

That thang poking

A phrase used to describe a female's booty that isn't too large but isn't flat, and sticks out in a cute manner.

Joshua: Hey man did you see that new girl Keri today?
Terrence: Yeah she cute in the face for real for real and that thang poking

by Selenaaaass July 12, 2013

Poling

The act of filling a girl's mouth with whipped cream and then ejaculating into it.

Ben was Poling in her mouth last night before they took her to the hospital for her broken pelvis.

by Mon.Goose. November 4, 2010

Poking Stick

A stick, about 30cm long, that can be concealed up a sleeve, and can be used to 'poke' people who argue with you/irritate you/don't like the music you do/deserve poking/don't deserve poking but you poke anyway/anyone in the hope of enraging them/making them move/injuring them/anything.

An incredibly versatile human management tool

Move out the way, or i'll poke you with my Poking Stick

by Kore March 18, 2004

Ski Poling

When one girl give two simultaneous handjobs to two men.
*Ergo, "Night Ski Poling" occurs when each man is unaware that the other is receiving a hand as well.

Danielle went ski poling with Latham and Ferris.

by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003

pooing

the act of taking a poop

"Quintin hurry up and get out of the bathroom!"

"Hold on Ash. I'm pooing!"

by lil fuzzy June 1, 2009

Poking your ass

To waste time, idle; trifle; loiter. To move slowly, languidly, or dilatorily; saunter.

Stop poking your ass and help me with these packages!

by AEI December 24, 2010