by AlexTayHenry April 15, 2009
Get the Ponce de Leon mug.Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon. The guy who found Florida while in search for the legendary fountain of youth.
by Brittany M. September 18, 2006
Get the Juan Ponce de Leon a.k.a Ponce de Leon mug.when you are fucking an illegal minor just as you are about to finish pull out and blow your load into your hand and rub it on her face.
by Shlavi Daytrin November 2, 2008
Get the ponce de leon mug.When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.
Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
Why weren’t you at the party last night?
I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”
Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time
Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?
Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.
Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned
by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013
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by guru July 17, 2003
Get the southern shandy drinking ponce mug.someone who is the epidome of a chaunce a.k.a, total fool. This a takeoff on the famous name in history, Ponce de Leon.
by drew March 12, 2004
Get the Ponce de le Chaunce mug.someone who is a mega fiend for meth and will shed tears when they dont have any. they can hear a lighter flicker from 2 miles away and will appear out of nowhere to investigate potential opportunities to partake in a session.
i hope she gets sober shes been a major tiff ponce lately and i cant stand it. time for an intervention.
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