When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.
Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.
Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.
Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.
by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009
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A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009
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Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.
Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"
Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."
Austin - "Get a life."
Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."
Austin - "Get a life."
by P titties October 18, 2009
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(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)
(dot org's poorer, less attractive, younger, unwanted, cousin to be concise)
"I am quite suprised 10 donkeys punching is still up and running, you'd have thought they'd killed eachother off by now."
"True...that and it is 2008."
"True...that and it is 2008."
by whydoesitalwaysrainonsaturday February 15, 2008
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by @The Hojer December 8, 2015
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2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
by Purno December 9, 2008
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guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.
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guy1: oh....
guy2: yea she says im really close but no blood yet.
by samtheman4808 April 30, 2008
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