Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.

The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.

by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010

Pollock Signature

The act of shooting a load on his or hers face. Then slapping the person so the cum splatters against the wall.

I was so moved by the Jackson Pollock art show at the museum that when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Pollock Signature after she gave me a blow job.

by D"to the"L December 28, 2007

Pollocksville

Town in North Carolina

I'm from pollocksville

by Wildman84 January 10, 2018

Pollock fishing

The art of fresh water fishing with live bait and bobbers, preferably shiners for large mouth bass.

I saw him out pollock fishing again at West Meadows with the three other pollocks.

by Pozerski July 5, 2008

pollock

A term used to describe an action, thought, or sentence that makes zero sense. It can also be used to call someone who is oblivious to the obvious or fail to understand simple meaning. This word is often used as a put down but real Pollock's take it as a compliment.

Zack calls his dad, "Hey dad i locked my keys in the car can you bring me a spare set?"
Dad :"Yeah son where you at?"
Zack: "I am at Kroger. Please hurry it is about to rain and the windows are down."
Dad: "Damn Pollock."

by The big Pollock October 14, 2016

Pollock

Verb. To create an unruly masterpiece in ones pants (in reference to abstract expressionist Jackson Pollock known for his unique style of drip painting)

Dude! This chick was grinding me on the DF and I pollocked my pants.

The hormone monster visited me last night and I pollocked my pants. Jackson would be proud

by antonym82 October 17, 2017

Pollock

The neighborhood you’ll get fucked up in for talking shit on

Person 1: Yo do you rep pollock?
Person2: fuck those pussies
Person 1: *punch* you done now boy

by PLKIsMoney February 10, 2018