pornered

when you get caught watching porn. This typically involves loss of boner and internet and other priveleges.

No, sorry I can't come over tomorrow. I got pornered last night so now I'm grounded.

by ra30 September 18, 2012

Podner

A male person that works within your Pod.
Pod Podna Co-worker Peer Associate

Are you looking for the man who sent the memo? He's my Podner, he can be reached at ext. 5342.

by catbox September 14, 2014

Poner Boner

A poner boner is a common name for an asexual man who is not turned on by woman, but rather by ponies. Not necessarily cartoon or real, but overall. These people are often found sitting with legs out wide and two hands covering th inside of the groin

Person 1- "how was your day at school?"
Person 2- "Well during lunch someone turned changed the channel on the Tv to my little pony and I got a huge poner boner!"

by Kenya.Swallow March 9, 2015

se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal

A Spanish phrase used to motivate couch potatoes and meaning " yellah , get your behind off the couch and do something productive"

A father starts screaming " son , get your bum off the couch...

Son (interrupting) : yeah, yeah, I know, you wanted to tell me, se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal, right?

father: I won't be spoken to like that, young man, now get off that couch, and go wash dishes.

by Sexydimma June 13, 2013

Mike Posner

a man who stole everything from Justin Timberlake.

has no originality

should be Poser not Posner

Aye man have yu heard Mike Posner's song "Cooler Than Me"?

I thought Justin Timberlake made that song.

by wimbo 19 July 12, 2010

potner

A friend that you only hang out with when you wanna smoke pot

I only hang out with andrew when i wanna smoke weed. He's my potner.

by Dblitz July 18, 2010

pooner

A person who sits at home (on a perfectly good evening for going out) and masturbates.

Anna aint at the party tonight because shie is a pooner.

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002