by nick swenson May 15, 2003

The Carpenter's Plunger is the ultimate rough sex toy.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.
Basically its a lightweight Balsa wood dildo wrapped in Commercial grade 60 sandpaper. The idea being to get rid of bumps and existing cum residue making insertion cleaner and easier.
Susie's cunt was cum clogged , but after a few applications with The Carpenter's Plunger, insertion was made easy.
by Bowds October 9, 2006

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by sbutter September 4, 2008

One who lacks the ability to attain female genitalia, thereby resorting to frequent masturbation with inanimate objects. In this case, a warm glazed crispy cream donut.
by Sin2199 May 7, 2010

While having intercourse, the man empties a squirt-gatorade bottle. After squeezing all the air out, the man submerges the bottle in the vagina as much as possible, just as the girl is cuming. Once inside the women's vag, the man lets go of the bottle, filling it with amino acids. He then proceeds to feed these collected liquids to her, or squirt them on a friend. YUMMMM
Damn boi, that was one hell of a gatorade plunger. I can still taste the half-gallon of cum in my mouth.
by bLUMPKINbRIGADERsyc3 April 7, 2011
