ploping

Covering one's testicles in pasta sauce and telling people they are meatballs.

Jeff got drunk and was ploping the entire time he was at the party on Friday.

by daman1127 September 19, 2013

O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.

"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015

Pooping Tom

Someone who peeks underneath the toilet stall in a public bathroom to view those defecating in adjacent stalls. Akin to a "Peeping Tom" but instead of watching you change, he wants to watch you pinch one off.

"I was trying to take a dump in Macy's but I couldn't squeeze it out because the guy in the next stall was a Pooping Tom."

by Dingus Bray November 2, 2014

pooping like a duck

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).

1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!

by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010

ploppington

An elegant poo

What a pleasure one had exercising that ploppington out of ones rear end

by Knowlsey boy April 12, 2017

pooping backwards

The act of pooping on a toilet backwards, as if straddling the toilet. In most cases the trousers and undergarments must be completely removed before engaging in this act.

Yellows '09 loves pooping backwards!
Yeah they leave some awesome skid marks.

by Poop Backwards July 28, 2010

Pooping-it-Forward

Based on the pay-it-forward theory, but in an office environment and including poop. One worker walks in on a co-worker while that co-worker is pooping in a communal bathroom stall. That co-worker, who was walked in on, then walks in on another co-worker pooping in a communal bathroom stall thus pooping-it-forward.

In Dennis’ first few weeks with Company A he really needed to take a poop. He entered the men’s room and pulled open the handicap stall door and there sat Jason, Dennis’ co-worker, dropping the kids off at the pool. A few months later Randy, another Company A employee, had a Taco Bell moment where he just had to go. In a hurry he flung open the handicap stall door and found a situation much like your lower intestine, stinky and loaded with danger. There sat Dennis upon the company throne, pooping, while texting his girl. At that point, Dennis completed the cycle of pooping-it-forward.

by RandyPits March 4, 2008