rhetorical drivel-based political promises through the use of figurative restraints on rationale, compromise and civility
Once he signed the "No Tax Increase" promise, Congressman Smith knew he had just voluntarily placed himself in pledge cuffs - he could never think for himself again while in office.
by sjrm19 July 28, 2011

I pledge allegiance to the gut, of our lord and savior papa. To the poggers, for which I dab. One man, a sexy beard, 2 women, with the ability to out twerk them all.
by logan_580 November 30, 2020

I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
by badgermusic315 February 28, 2020

something said to gain credence, credibility and most importantly elected, with no intention of EVER implementing said “pledge”. Also known as a Boris Promise.
by WellysWords October 25, 2022

by p00perman12six April 26, 2024

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
Note: This is NOT considered hazing. It is required by the IFC in article 6, line 7 of the manual.”
“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
- Fraternity Brother
“Yes sir.”
- Pledge Timmy
by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024
