Plastered dick voyage

There are various definitions for this one, but it mainly means getting high on heroin and going on a long strenuous walk while lifting a 50lb barbell with your boner. This is a common practice in Western Asia, Cuba, and mostly the mid west states of the United States.

When the young man went on his first Plastered dick voyage, it was very enlightening to his mind.

by Shady sam March 22, 2017

plasterers bucket

Plasterers Bucket

After a night of anal sex, his /her arse was like a plasterers bucket.

by Frenchy Leeds August 5, 2018

plaster baby

A baby who is a result of a failing relationship and was thought that having a baby together will fix it, the baby however is only a plaster and is a matter of time before it comes off and the relationship is now failing and more expensive.

“Hey did you see jenny and Kyle had a baby, I thought they were on the verge of breaking up?”

“Yeah I’ve seen this with other couples before, they have a plaster baby to try and fix it and amend relationships, people really think that works”

by Faxteller201010 November 28, 2024

Plastered

To be intensively intoxicated

That jit is plastered af!

by Travie Patty December 5, 2021

plastering

Having intercourse with a woman and when your about to finish you pull out and shoot it on her face. You then wait until the semen has dried and then you peel it off like a primary-schooler would peel glue off their hand for fun.

I was doing the deed with the girl next door and we decided we would have a bit of fun plastering eachother.

by kiddyfiddler101 March 15, 2024

Chode Plaster

When one uses his or her chode to blow a load on a face or pussy ass; a very powerful heavy load.

Kyle was preparing to unload a legendary chode plaster unto the face of Austin when his mother entered the line of fire.....

by CDDB May 20, 2008

plaster cast

a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as kira.

Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the kira painting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?

by sea ryder September 8, 2008