British 'slang' term for an individual whose mental capacity is similar in aptitude to a piece of wood.
Bill: 'So, do these guys know what they're talking about?'
Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks'
Ben: 'No, they're a bunch of fuckin' planks'
by iznt July 17, 2009
Get the Plank mug.n: A derogatory term used to describe someone who partakes in the noble sport of Extreme Lying Down, but refers to it as Planking.
Person 1: Hey man, you wanna come planking with me?
Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!
Person 2: Boy, you are lucky I don't smack you upside the head! You bloody Plank-Wanker!
by Funky W June 9, 2011
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-thats pretty cool- thats pretty zoo plankton
-that sucks! thats zoo plankton!
This word was re-invented for use as a completely random and useless word. why use zoo-plankton? well as before it serves a completely random word and it is also fun to say. This word was fist used this way in Simi Valley California in 2008, yes i realize it may be hard to tell the difference between if someone is saying something is bad or good but thats all the for the fun of the word just try to listen to there expressions and tone..
-that sucks! thats zoo plankton!
This word was re-invented for use as a completely random and useless word. why use zoo-plankton? well as before it serves a completely random word and it is also fun to say. This word was fist used this way in Simi Valley California in 2008, yes i realize it may be hard to tell the difference between if someone is saying something is bad or good but thats all the for the fun of the word just try to listen to there expressions and tone..
by Mike Bingham March 16, 2008
Get the zoo-plankton mug.Whereby the planker decides to up the stakes and takes it to the extreme. 1 time try only, with 2 styles:
1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
1) L.A.D = Lying Around Dead (done on land)
2) F.A.D = Floating Around Dead (done in water)
A: "Dude! I was jogging near the reservoir and i think i saw some dead body floating man... it was sick!
B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
B: "Leave him alone man. He was probably doing Extreme Planking. The police will pick him up later."
by muffinmanSG July 20, 2011
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Also known as stationary parkour, "public planking"
Planking on one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation, and creativity.
Safer than extreme planking, that can cause harm or even death.
Also known as stationary parkour, "public planking"
Planking on one's surrounding environment via the practical application of techniques, based around the concept of self-preservation, and creativity.
Safer than extreme planking, that can cause harm or even death.
by plankourist June 12, 2011
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